Pieces of Pauly: WSOP

I'm going crazy logging these long ass days. I have played two hours of poker since I've started working. I'm jonesin' to play. I need a break from this intense grind, so I decided that I want to play in the $1500 NL event on June 22nd. It would be an amazing experience as both a writer and a poker player. In addition, it's great publicity.

I'm itching to play and sitting on the sidelines is driving me crazy. I already talked about it with Felicia and she suggested that I play in a few satellites this upcoming week. I heard from several sources that the sats are super soft. At any rate, in case I don't win any tournament chips in the satellites, I decided to sell shares of myself for the June 22nd WSOP event. If you are interested in purchasing a piece of Pauly for the $1500 NL event, then please shoot me an email and we can discuss the details.

If 15 of my friends, readers, and fellow bloggers gave me $100 a piece, then I could have a nice day off from all this work that's been kicking my ass. Don't forget that you get this WSOP coverage for free. I'm not having as much fun as I would like. Getting to play in an real WSOP event that is not the Media Event would make my time here in Vegas a litte more enjoyable.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me. Thanks for reading.

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UPDATE: I have to close the fire sale of my action. I've gotten an overhwelming response in less than 10 hours. So if you are just reading this for the first time, you missed out. As of now I am sold out. I will contact everyone shortly to tell you who made the list of investors and how to send me the $$$$. I am afraid that I will have to turn down offers from generous readers who want to back me. I feel it would be unethical to over-sell myself so please do not take it personally if I decline your offer to stake me. I'm touched and blown away by this repsonse! Perhaps in a future event down the road you can bankroll me.

As of now, it looks like I'm selling myself off in 15 shares of $100 per share. I have 10 bloggers/friends willing to buy a full $100 share and 10 bloggers will get a half a share for $50. Stay tuned for more details. Thanks again